If you want to help save the whole wide world by hosting cakewalks and pot luck suppers, and if you enjoy wearing super fine hats and fanning yourself with anything at hand (programs, bibles, pamphets, fans), and if you are more than a little bossy and need a place to productively channel your Mother Hen energies, then you should seriously consider joining the Ladies Auxiliary.

Anyone (regardless of biological sex or culturally constructed gender) can be a lady.

Do you live to serve? Do you long to wear short sleeved button down shirts and a tie? Do you enjoy spending time on your knees? Are you willing, nay eager, to be bossed around?

Then you have what it takes to to join the Army of Alter(ed) Boys. Alter(ed) Boys are an important part of the religious rituals of Bishop Bishop's Mission to save the whole wide world and little old you. You do not actually have to be a "bio boy" to be an Alter(ed) Boy, you just have to have an inner alter(ed) boy that lives and longs to serve.

We are so excited that you want to help spread The Good (and Not So Good) Words, that you want to help save the whole wide world and little old you. Below you will find a couple of ways that you can be actively involved.

Later there will be more information about other ways to get involved and/or show your support, and there will be some pictures and graphics and such. We're still figuring out this whole web/internet thing as a way to help spread The Good (and Not So Good) Words. It is a big change to go from soap box schpiels in whatever venue available to trying to launch a concerted invagination/evagination effort, which is like an evangelical effort but much slicker.